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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, January 1st 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a nude fight on the beach, your “Trust No One, Help No One” story, a guy who found out that his lady was stripping on the side, an update on the diaper spa, a pervert booty grabber, ladies who book escorts, a lesbian threesome, jerking at work, a naked guy who claimed to be an expert magician, a naked lady who destroyed a bar, what a woman got stuck in her vagina, a couple who got into two high-speed chases in the same day and more! 

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Fleet.

0:06.3

Text us for 6969.

0:15.2

Some criminals are thinking on such a higher level that it's difficult to even understand what their plan was.

0:21.8

Okay. A 24-year-old guy in Nebraska walked into a quick shop convenience store early yesterday morning and demanded money.

0:29.2

Mm-hmm.

0:30.4

And he had a hostess cinnamon rolls box on his right hand.

0:36.5

Well, do I feel like you're going to smash them?

0:39.2

The clerk was worried that he might have a gun in the box.

0:43.5

Oh.

0:44.6

So he handed over the cash from the register.

0:47.1

Wait a second.

0:47.6

So he just closed a box over top of his hand

0:51.4

so that you couldn't tell whether or not he had a weapon.

0:54.8

Okay.

0:55.7

The cops, rather, tracked the guy down on foot.

0:58.6

They searched him and they found a handgun.

1:00.3

So he did have a gun.

1:01.1

Oh, yeah.

1:01.5

The cash and 4.1 grams of meth.

1:06.6

He was arrested on multiple felony counts, including robbery, possession of a controlled substance, and the use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a felony. But what's the point of the hostess box if you actually do have a gun? Why don't you just point the gun? Is it that he was hoping maybe I won't get caught so fast and then they can't really prove that I had a? You think this meth had thought it through that way? No, I don't. I think he saw it in the movies where they put a bag over the gun or whatever. And it saves you some charges or something. Right. Or it's just to be discreet, I thought. So you're not walking around with a gun. You have a bot. I'm going to notice you with a box on your hand. Yeah. I feel like it is like an old wife's tale of robbing that if they can't see the gun,

1:50.8

that's why the finger gun is there.

1:52.5

That's why like the gun in the bag.

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