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🗓️ 1 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Fleet. |
| 0:06.3 | Text us for 6969. |
| 0:15.2 | Some criminals are thinking on such a higher level that it's difficult to even understand what their plan was. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay. A 24-year-old guy in Nebraska walked into a quick shop convenience store early yesterday morning and demanded money. |
| 0:29.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:30.4 | And he had a hostess cinnamon rolls box on his right hand. |
| 0:36.5 | Well, do I feel like you're going to smash them? |
| 0:39.2 | The clerk was worried that he might have a gun in the box. |
| 0:43.5 | Oh. |
| 0:44.6 | So he handed over the cash from the register. |
| 0:47.1 | Wait a second. |
| 0:47.6 | So he just closed a box over top of his hand |
| 0:51.4 | so that you couldn't tell whether or not he had a weapon. |
| 0:54.8 | Okay. |
| 0:55.7 | The cops, rather, tracked the guy down on foot. |
| 0:58.6 | They searched him and they found a handgun. |
| 1:00.3 | So he did have a gun. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:01.5 | The cash and 4.1 grams of meth. |
| 1:06.6 | He was arrested on multiple felony counts, including robbery, possession of a controlled substance, and the use of a deadly weapon in the commission of a felony. But what's the point of the hostess box if you actually do have a gun? Why don't you just point the gun? Is it that he was hoping maybe I won't get caught so fast and then they can't really prove that I had a? You think this meth had thought it through that way? No, I don't. I think he saw it in the movies where they put a bag over the gun or whatever. And it saves you some charges or something. Right. Or it's just to be discreet, I thought. So you're not walking around with a gun. You have a bot. I'm going to notice you with a box on your hand. Yeah. I feel like it is like an old wife's tale of robbing that if they can't see the gun, |
| 1:50.8 | that's why the finger gun is there. |
| 1:52.5 | That's why like the gun in the bag. |
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