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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, February 7th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who have gone to a live sex show, a guy that died from an exploding vape pen, a dude that tried to rob a fried chicken restaurant but took chicken when the register wouldn’t open, a new small wiener emoji...

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, hey there. On a Thursday, it is the seventh day of February. Thanks for being

0:23.5

with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Appreciate it. Remember the story that we got into

0:29.4

it was an email from a guy who basically they were offered $10,000 for him and his girlfriend

0:37.4

to have sex. Yeah. In front of a date. Yes. In case you missed it, let me recap that email before

0:45.2

I give you the update, which he just sent us. It was, hey guys, keep me anonymous. We just had

0:50.4

an offer of 10 grand for a guy to watch me and my girlfriend go at it. He gets to pick clothes,

0:56.8

toys and what happens during a contract will be written out stating 50% up front, 50% after.

1:04.8

Contract details mainly that he doesn't get to touch me or her. No cameras allowed.

1:11.6

And a non-refundable down payment of 50% first. The good thing is we have some debt to pay off.

1:18.1

We could also go on a great vacation for a week. What do you guys think? He had also stated

1:22.7

that we're going to do it in a hotel. Then we're going to get like a bigger guy to sit outside

1:26.8

and kind of be there security. In case anything went down and he had planned to possibly bring

1:33.0

some sort of weapon. Yes. He wanted all bases covered. Smart. Sent an update. Okay. This was supposed

1:43.0

to happen over the weekend. So the guy chickened out. Oh yeah. Well, 10 grand. That's a lot of money.

1:50.9

For a one-live sex show. Yeah. How much would you? What's fair charge for one-live sex show?

1:56.8

I don't know. I'm always performing. 100 bucks. Like honestly, here's a thing. For 10 grand,

2:04.0

for $10,000. You can get like a high-end prostitute. Well, but you could fly to Amsterdam.

2:12.8

Stay in a hotel and see like non-stop sex show and have sex. But you don't get to direct the action.

2:20.6

You can. Yeah. Because you're having the sex. You can have your own live sex. I guess.

2:26.5

I mean, and you could just like, I guess for a whole week, just go see every sex show you could

2:33.2

imagine. Yeah. I think it's a lot more reasonable than 10 grand. Plus then you get all the Amsterdam

2:38.4

memories. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised to have that. No. It's a beautiful architecture.

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