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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, December 23rd 2021 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 214 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how fast food almost killed you, drinking pee to survive, a sex injury in a hotel, your secret kink that you’re afraid to reveal to someone, a Walmart pooper, people who think porn sex is real sex, the scariest ride...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:09.5

Dave and Chuck this week. Bigger Canadian dude paid the price for choking down his fast food too fast.

0:26.3

Yeah, you got to do it. Amateur. This driver in Norfolk County found out the hard way that eating fast food too fast while driving a fast-moving vehicle

0:38.5

probably not the best combo. The Ontario provincial police said shortly before 434 in the afternoon a vehicle was traveling east on highway three when the driver began to choke on food.

0:54.0

He just purchased from a fast food restaurant. The driver was rendered unconscious. That's embarrassing called up the James.

1:03.5

The vehicle still speeding. Yeah, that's the James. All right. The vehicle crossed into oncoming traffic. Look out everybody.

1:12.5

It's a better place to get a man. We're at narrowly miscolliding with another vehicle. Oh my God.

1:19.0

The still unconscious drivers vehicle left the road. Oh, yeah, struck a hydro pole and rolled over before sliding into a chain link fence.

1:31.0

That somehow startled the driver awake or I guess and probably it is the food game. I'm like right with the seat belt.

1:41.0

He woke up was able to exit the vehicle and didn't suffer any real serious injuries into the James. It's a textbook James was eating.

1:51.5

He's like a sneezing or coughing. No, but he passed out. My story would be even better if I was eating the cheeseburger.

2:01.5

Asma related like breathing situation. Yeah, but there's there's something to that you're out cold at a high rate of speed.

2:08.5

But your toe and and all hell breaks loose. But then you wake up. Yeah. To the after destruction.

2:15.5

You know, the destruction. I do want to put that out there for a minute because I want to know has fast food almost killed you.

2:22.5

Oh, yeah. Has fast food is going to kill me. I'll kill you and I don't mean clogged arteries. Yeah, I mean in a much more dangerous way.

2:30.5

Not a slow death like any idea death. Right. Has fast food somehow almost killed you. If you have a story and you can share it.

2:37.5

1855 9546969. Till free 1855 9546969 or text 4 6969. I think we've all admitted we've taken risks.

2:48.5

Wild driving. Yeah, when it comes to fast food and we're not alone. I think a lot of Americans can admit that they did something stupid.

2:55.5

You don't expect a joke. No, you don't you don't ever expect a joke. I think the most dangerous food behind the wheel in the taco.

3:03.5

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to go to one of those shells caught in your throat. Oh, see I go soft taco. I go soft.

3:10.5

Oh, when I'm driving it soft, my talk is always soft. It's real real risky. You're taking a real chance on a shard of taco.

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