Thursday, December 14th 2017 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast
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Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 14 December 2017
⏱️ 202 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have you heard of the Savannah Bananas? My most recent guest on Do What You Love with Jeff Kirkchin was Jesse Cole who started the viral sensation. |
| 0:07.7 | Now their world tour is sold out. What's next for them and how did he get this all going? Just search Do What You Love wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:15.5 | Daven Chuck the Freed. |
| 0:27.3 | Alright, here we are. 616 now. Daven checked the freak. Thanks for being with us. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah. Everyone's here and accounted for. Good to see you all. It's all about budgeting. |
| 0:39.1 | They say over the holidays, if you want to drink alcohol and still lose weight, this was a struggle for you. |
| 0:47.1 | Yeah, man. That was like, so my diet came, like the stuff in the mail came, you know? |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is going to be great. And I'm reading through the nutritional thing. |
| 0:56.1 | And the like first couple of senses is like, you can't drink alcohol. And I'm like, uh, excuse me. |
| 1:03.1 | I did not know that. You're so refunded at that point. At one point, it got so crazy. |
| 1:11.1 | Because I lived like a month, like a month for like a month. Yeah. And then I was like, I gotta get out of this. |
| 1:16.0 | This is getting dark. Yeah. So I call and they have like a fat person counselor at this place. |
| 1:21.3 | Yeah. So I'm like, I need my counselor, you know? I'm like, oh boy. Somebody's got some cake, bro. |
| 1:26.1 | That's like the first time anyone's called. No, he's ever called. |
| 1:32.1 | So this nice lady gets on the phone and she's like, oh, she's like, hey, what can I help you with? |
| 1:36.3 | And I'm like, lady, listen, for the love of God, I'm like, I need to drink booze. How do I do that? |
| 1:41.6 | She's like, oh, you can just have like a mojito or like maybe some vodka and tonic, a little twist of |
| 1:46.8 | lime. Yeah. You just have a drink with your friends. And I'm like, I have a problem. I need shots. |
| 1:52.8 | How many can I do? How many oranges do I have to God damn eat to be able to consume booze to |
| 1:59.6 | attend to 12 shots and maybe a beer. And she's like, okay, and I can tell she's whispering |
| 2:04.8 | because she doesn't want the other side. She's like, this guy is doomed. There's no, does he |
| 2:09.0 | know there's no possible way to drink 11 drinks to be here and still lose weight. So I hear |
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