Thursday, December 11th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave is sick and Lisa broke her leg, most popular day of the year to break up, human washing machine, plane made emergency landing on highway, car seen speeding down airport runway, Ferrari club delivers gifts to kids, Dave made eye contact with pooping homeless man, Michigan football coach fired and arrested, Andy Dick has overdose on Hollywood sidewalk, Pam Anderson confirms she and Liam Neeson spent intimate week together, Jameson turns 10, man crashed stolen BMW and claims he was transported into the car, Angus F. Blaze arrested, Dasher drops off customer’s food and pepper sprays it, hoverboard-riding bear at China zoo, man drove across train tracks with oncoming train, someone droned steak dinner to prison, stealing from self-checkouts, B-hole surgeon says wet wipes are the worst thing for your butt, In-N-Out banned order 67, red wine poured over vanilla ice cream, Cheez-It turkey leg, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:07.5	YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck
0:10.0	and Chuck.
0:14.8	Oh, hi.
0:17.1	Hi, Dave.
0:20.0	It's a strange day around here when Chuck is the perkyest one.
0:24.8	Well, nothing warms the cockles of my heart, like utter chaos.
0:28.6	Yeah, and that's what's happening here on the Dave and Chuck The Freak Show.
0:31.8	Yep.
0:32.3	As I've been on my deathbed, Lisa Way broke her leg, and everything's fallen to pot. But anyway, here we are. Yeah. I'm just happy to be here. See, I've always fancied myself the healthiest. Yeah. On the show. That's Chuck. So everyone's always said about you. Health nut. Yeah. When anyone asked, they're like, you know, what's it like working with Dave and Chuck? I'm like, you know, great guys, Chuck, a health nut. Yeah. Oddly enough, he's really concerned about his health, our health. Always. I've always wanted his body. Well, a lot of people. You can have it, Al. That's the amazing thing about it. Yeah, it's attainable. Yeah. I ate a whole pizza yesterday.
1:11.8	It would be an upgrade, Chuck.
1:15.3	So there you go.
1:16.3	Yeah, that's the deal.
1:17.3	I've been battling back from a severe man flu or something.
1:22.4	Hey, well, you know.
1:23.5	At least I don't have.
1:24.1	I think it's going around.
1:25.2	I've heard a few people have not been feeling well.
1:28.1	I think Dave, this is the thing. If you stay in your computer room and you don't leave, whatever's going around doesn't get you. Doesn't get you. Doesn't matter.
1:40.3	Health. You go to an airport. Hashtag health. Yeah. You go to an airport.
1:45.0	Yeah.
1:45.9	He's all about health.
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