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🗓️ 8 August 2024
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about 3200-year-old Egyptian work attendance and absence tablet, woman surprised fiancé by singing herself down the aisle, free lube online, hurricane update, old woman gets trapped in her car during flood, woman over 800lbs can’t be returned to her 8th floor home, man stole cop car with the cop inside, more details about the Boeing door plug issue, astronauts stuck in space until February, video of kid excited to see his grandpa every week, Olympics update, how much Olympic athletes actually make and how much medals are worth, Olympic athlete busted trying to buy cocaine, terrorist threat at Taylor Swift concerts, Gabriel Olds accused of luring women and assaulting them, J. Lo set up paparazzi shot of her riding bike to ice cream shop, Nelly busted with drugs, Ozzy and Tommy Lee, Jack Black says Tenacious D will be back, Journey cancels tour because band members can’t get along, man filed for divorce after wife demanded he pay for sex, Applebee’s has woman arrested for sharing all-you-can-eat meal, woman siphons gas while smoking and starts a fire, naked man carjacks woman, woman stalking and threatening dozens of other women, the
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0:00.0 | Dave and Chuckter. Hi there. |
0:29.2 | Thanks for being with us on Dave and Chuck the Freak on this Thursday. It is the eighth day of August. |
0:37.0 | It's hard to imagine back in the day people calling in sick to work. I guess they couldn't call. |
0:39.0 | I'm not sure. |
0:40.0 | How far back? We're not sure you had a job. |
0:44.0 | We're going about 3,200 years back. |
0:46.0 | I'm pretty sure you were... |
0:48.0 | That's not really a job. |
0:49.0 | I think you were a slave. |
0:51.0 | I think you were a slave. |
0:52.0 | Just to let you know. |
0:54.0 | Though they do say in Egypt, the people actually chose to build the pyramids. |
1:01.0 | Yeah. |
1:02.0 | Yeah. That's what they say. That's what they say. Some |
1:04.3 | didn't. Yeah. I'm sure some didn't. A 3,200 year old Egyptian tablet shows attendance and work absences. |
1:16.0 | God, I hate to have mine bubble up. |
1:19.0 | I was an Egyptian. |
1:22.0 | What do you think an ancient Egyptian excuse for missing work would be? |
1:29.0 | Spit by COBRA? Scarib. Oh, your food. |
1:33.0 | That's right. |
1:34.0 | Diarrhea. |
1:36.0 | Diary. |
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