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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, August 7th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Jason buying cat toys and the clerk thinking it was a flogger, emailer saw a pervy license plate and stickers, what people do with their toe nails after clipping them, people who take their birthday extremely serious, Taco Bell employee spit in cop’s food, serial jerking peeper, deputies shot during training scenario, 120 swimmers have had to be rescued from ocean in last 2 days, woman hired someone to remove bee hive and cost $4k, 7’3 Florida man, man busted throwing sex toy into stands, WWE will be part of ESPN, Miami Heat security guard was stealing memorabilia, Jason’s sexual auction, doctor invited people to his house for a genital exam, guy catches man stealing mail and pepper sprays him, woman intentionally set fire at man’s house because he owed her $7, man offered co-worker ride home and accidentally shot them, old guy reversed his pick-up into water at boat launch, man claims his security camera caught footage of a fairy, ad played in middle of ash-spreading ceremony, Ozempic users report lack of interest in masturbating, adult pacifiers, woman got trapped in clothing donation bin, update on guy accused of kidnapping after helping kid who fell, old guy pointed air rifle at kids, Airbnb owner using AI created images of damages, people waiting in line for new chicken restaurant, Heinz tomato ketchup smoothie, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:07.2

Text us for 6969.

0:19.3

Hello.

0:20.8

It is the seventh day of August.

0:23.5

It's a Thursday, and we thank you for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:28.4

Dave, Chuck the Freak, Lisa, and some S&M weirdo over here.

0:34.2

I know, huh?

0:35.6

What?

0:36.2

Getting that vibe a little bit. Giving off that. Yeah. Yeah, Leas. What happened? You know, you ever pick up on anything? I know, but what did I miss? You ever pick up on anything? Just like a weird vibe you might get. Maybe he's putting it off. No. So weird. Hmm. Well, just at a. I got to get some cat food. So what happened? So after the show, I go to get some cat food. Okay, yep. Walking through the aisles, I'm like, oh, I could use a couple of cat toys. Not a bad idea. Yep. I buy lots of them. So they're sort of like ribbons coming off a stick.

1:11.3

Okay.

1:11.8

Yeah.

1:12.3

I guess in some world, you could say they look like the cat of nine tails or whatever,

1:16.8

you know, little floggers.

1:17.9

Yep.

1:18.4

So I'm checking out creepy, oldish clerk.

1:23.7

Right?

1:24.3

She's like, ooh, double the fun.

1:25.9

I'm like, yeah, I have two cats.

1:27.4

And she's like, oh, fun i'm like yeah i have two two cats and she's like oh

1:28.3

my kids will probably use them more uh-huh right yeah she's like okay so then we complete

1:34.7

the transaction and then before i leave she like looked down at them and then looked at me yep

1:41.0

and picked him up and like shake shook it right yeah whipped it out

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