Thursday, August 31st 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.4 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2023
⏱️ 196 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most disappointing tourist traps, movies you must pay close attention to the details, a dude arrested after assaulting his ex when she made fun of his penis size, a brothel offering a discount to Utah residents, the most awkward thing to happen to you at the urinal, a man caught having sex with a farmer’s cows, a woman karate chopped an airport security officer, complaints about the food served to prisoners in Nevada state prisons, an app that allows you to text with Jesus, the world record for most hugs in a minute, the world gravy wrestling championship raises money for charity, a small town in Texas that hires police officers with a troubled past, a customer charged for “You’re An A-Hole” on his bar tab, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freight. Hello. |
| 0:17.0 | Here with Dave and Chuck, the freak here, it It's Thursday the 31st day of August. |
| 0:25.0 | Thanks for being with us. Let's talk balls first. |
| 0:29.0 | Which kind? |
| 0:31.0 | Baseball's. Okay. How many baseballs do you think Major League Baseball uses during a regular season? |
| 0:39.6 | Oh my God. I mean every time a ball is hit or fouled off or whatever it goes away. |
| 0:47.0 | So three... |
| 0:52.0 | Get it right. |
| 0:55.0 | 75,000. |
| 0:57.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:58.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:59.0 | Not even close. |
| 1:01.0 | Is it 300? |
| 1:06.3 | Thousand? Yeah. |
| 1:09.2 | No. How many? Nine hundred thousand a season. There you go. It's crazy. They use an average of 84 to 120 balls a game. |
| 1:17.2 | So about 900,000 a season when you add it all up. Yeah, I guess you gotta think of like how many teams. How many games? Yeah. The annual ball |
| 1:27.6 | budget is $10 million. Yeah, that's also about the same for a little league team. |
| 1:35.0 | Each ball costs about seven bucks. Oh my God it's the worst. |
| 1:40.0 | I just watched a history of the baseball and how they got it to be a uniform size and it was this guy I think it was spalding |
| 1:48.5 | this guy's name but like he basically they were just playing with whatever they could find and they |
| 1:54.3 | were using no gloves and this guy was like use gloves you're not a bitch if you use a |
| 1:57.7 | glove oh yeah because that was like if you at the time it's just like anything right so like when helmets come out |
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