Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Chop Suey Day, how old we want our partner to be through our ages, old lady drove right into a pond, woman died after driving into a canal, man dies after getting bit by mosquitoes, woman who jumped fence to pet tiger found, giant snake spotted in the grass, man celebrates his 112th birthday, Hulk Hogan’s team threw cans of beer into crowd sending woman to hospital, contract dispute between Disney and DirecTV, QBs ranked by NFL players, docuseries of NBA stars on Netflix, Jeremy Jackson admits to creepy behavior on set of Baywatch, Criss Angel’s illness, Hailey Welch interview with Whitney Cummings, celebs that are difficult to work with, why Alec Baldwin and Gena Davis are not in new Beetlejuice, Spider-Man 4 confirmed, America’s Got Talent tops list of popular reality shows, Oasis shows tickets went on sale and instantly sold out, Courtney Love could have had sex with Liam Gallagher, elderly nudists and their dog are missing, update on guy who stabbed waiter for spilling wine, Uber driver threw brick at house for 1-star review, 2 people banging in SUV accidentally rolled into river, guy jerks in a Burger King, hidden cameras in Airbnbs, ostrich blocking the road, bald eagle too fat to fly, man scaled building pantsless to spy into woman’s bathroom, woman was dead for 4 days at her desk before someone found her, fish slammed into woman’s face on a boat, janitor steals Rolexes from travelers, big lady had a baby and didn’t know she was pregnant, 4-year-old broke an ancient jug in a museum, doctor lets daughter assist in surgery, campaign slogans that would get you elected, Yeti ice cooler that looks like a casket, woman drank before job interview, more people have died after eating Boar’s Head meat, device that helps porch pirates target expensive items, cop catches gator, more schools banning phones, kitten saved from car wash, wanted criminal fell through ceiling in home while hiding from the cops, and more!