Thursday, August 1st Dave & Chuck the Freak Part 2

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2013

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Dave and Chuck talk about Re-HOE-cation with Andrew the Man Expert, weird looking junk shut down sex, a listener needs advice before a polyamorous relationship, WRIF’s Steve Black joins us to talk about his new autobiography, a karaoke band stab and...

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0:00.0	What you missed from Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101WRIF brought to you by the Specs
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0:21.1	W-R-I-F and W-R-I-F HD-1 Detroit. Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:27.5	Hey, it's 823 here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. We were talking about if we were paired
0:31.7	up as cop buddies. Andrew and Chuck versus Lisa and I, Lisa and I would be the good guys.
0:38.0	We would be the cleanest cops on the base of the planet. Chuck, I don't know about you.
0:42.8	I'll tell you right now. I think Andrew would just have to turn his head and you'd get
0:45.7	you'd whatever would happen. We'd both be on the same page. I'd be like, Andrew, pick
0:49.6	up all that money. I'm going to go make sure there's no witnesses.
0:52.6	We on the take. We on the take. He said shoot me, right?
0:56.7	What could I do?
0:58.7	What that other gun we found on him, Lisa and I would be like, we can't take this Lisa.
1:04.5	We got to turn it in. I couldn't be a guy. No, I know for sure. I couldn't do the job.
1:10.2	I don't have it in me to be good.
1:12.8	I kicked a door and it's a couple hundred thousand dollars on a coffee table and they running
1:17.3	prostitutes in there. I'm taking all the sex rives. I'm walking out with the two hundred
1:21.6	thousand dollars. All my drug buses like I'll find five dollars and six joint. We finally
1:27.4	took down that drug lord. That's all he had. He was all he had. I don't know what I'm
1:32.0	on a bad day.
1:33.0	You must have just cleared everything out.
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