Thursday, August 1st 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2019

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the age men and women finally feel they’re adults, the most unhealthy restaurant meals you can order, would you rather date the celebrity or the character they played, a man that discovered his mother’s corpse was used in an explosives test, a malfunction that caused a Chinese water park to create a tsunami wave, redneck automobile repairs, a woman trapped in a port-a-potty after wind knocked it over while she was inside, a man that listed his home for sale using a picture of it on fire, having sex can benefit your mental health, your bong might be dirtier than a public toilet, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chuck the free.
0:07.0	Yes, it is 16 here on this first day of August. It's August already.
0:21.5	Whoa. Thanks for being with us on Dave and Chuck the free.
0:23.9	That goes the summer. You know what goes faster every day and every year the way the
0:31.5	older you get to faster it goes. Didn't see the black moon. No, I don't see the
0:37.4	black moon. Do you want to remember about the black moon? No, I did before.
0:40.9	I was in. I had to sleep. I was outside, but I guess I don't know if it was dark enough.
0:46.2	Probably too much light pollution where you are, right? Yeah. So yeah, that happened.
0:50.5	I guess black moon, black moon. How old were you guys when you finally thought, okay,
0:56.9	I'm an adult now. You remember like around what age that hit?
1:00.5	Probably about two or three. It was like graduated high school. Really? That's it.
1:04.7	I've been a giant child the whole time. Yeah, you wouldn't consider yourself adult.
1:08.9	No, like my. Yeah. I feel like I'm just hitting that point right now.
1:13.1	Yeah, I just had. So yeah, that's it. Like when you feel the feeling. Yeah,
1:17.0	when you feel defeated and it's over, this is being an adult, huh? Yeah. For me,
1:21.8	I'd say probably 30, like married and then you had a kid the next year, like right
1:25.8	around that is like, okay, when you're responsible for another human being, it hits you hard.
1:31.0	Yeah. You can't be a kid anymore. Yeah, probably the first kid really. It's like.
1:37.2	So guys are just like a lot later than women. I guess. I guess when I moved out of my
1:43.9	parents home and, you know, I don't know. I did that at 21, but I didn't feel like.
1:48.2	I was a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah, but I was going to carry yourself. Yeah. Right.
1:54.6	You could. I passed out cleaning the bathroom. Okay. I wasn't really taking care of myself.
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