Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs you may be self-pleasuring too much, cops had to taze an emu blocking traffic in Canada, a listener that got divorced because of something on the show, a man that threatened neighbors with nunchucks and hit himself in the head, a guy that was killed by tacos, a dad that used his doorbell camera to interview his daughters first date, a dude busted playing Pokemon Go on 8 different phones at the same time while driving, big name celebrities that are into Dungeon & Dragons, police officers that resigned after stealing a Scarface statue from a suspect, farmers in trouble for smuggling pig semen, most popular breakfast foods, and more!