Thursday, August 14th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave wearing 2 different colored shoes yesterday, is grooming your b-hole part of your routine?, guy attacked flight crew with skateboard and belt, undercover cop busted rub and tug, fisherman attacked by shark, concerns over false positive drug results on oral swabs, construction crane fell on a house, intruder had access to home for weeks, retired police K9 takes care of bees, guys who like pens reaching out to Dave, government stepping in on streaming service competitions, ref bit by bat, cop caught on camera looking at a butt, Kelce brothers with Taylor Swift, Leo DiCaprio at 50, spend the night in Poltergeist house, Tombstone still honoring Val Kilmer, Johnny Depp has been contacted about returning as Jack Sparrow, celebs with strange collections, church leader busted recording people in bathroom, half naked man outside a woman’s kitchen window, man with largest junk broke arm, old woman fought off a robber, kids steal a train, what fetish did you recently get into?, mystery UFO spotted in sky, another home hit by meteorite, man broke into closed auto shop to get his phone, woman’s car damaged after filling her car up with bad gas, huge bear caught on video, barbershop gives mystery haircuts, toothpaste made from hair, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak, text us for 6969.
0:07.0	Hi there. You're with Dave and Chuck the Freak. It's a Thursday, the 14th day of August. And thanks for joining us.
0:24.8	I can't believe you guys let me walk around like this yesterday and didn't say anything.
0:32.1	What did you do?
0:34.0	I wasn't as bad as Jason. I wasn't wearing like two right shoes or something.
0:37.9	Well, who could? But I did have two different colored shoes on and you guys, well, I don't look at your feet. I don't look at your feet. Were you trying to get us to look at your feet? A million percent. No. I went through my whole day yesterday. I went to a store. I went to the bank. I did all sorts of stuff.
0:34.7	I got home and I was like,
0:36.3	This is what happens.
0:37.5	Oh my God, one shoe is black and one shoe is blue. Eventually, you won't even be able to tell. They're so close. It wasn't obvious. Plus your big ass feeder blocking the whole shoe, you know? They're the same flop sandal. Maybe that's a problem. But they're just ones in black, ones in blue. Maybe what we need to do is you buy one shoe in one style. No, I told you that my support of flops. So I bought them in blue and I bought them in black. You're just disappointed. We didn't look at your feet. I am not. That's all it is. He wanted us to notice. Yeah, that's what you're saying. Exactly same thing. That's so not it. Next season, they have like gems on them and feathers and try to give us the look down. Nice toes, Dave. Thanks. Thanks so much. No, I just felt like... You see my crotch tomorrow. I'm going to really bedazzle it up. Let's bedazzle our crotches. Yeah. I'm just going to leave it hanging out.
1:27.9	Nobody. much. No, I just felt like... Did you see my crotch tomorrow? I'm going to really bedazzle it up.
1:44.5	Let's bedazzle our crotches. Yeah. I'm just to leave it hanging out. Nobody noticed. Oh, oopsie. My balls are out all day. Amazing. I just, I feel like if people saw, they would have thought I was insane. Well, it is the sign of something wrong. and it's easier to mix it up than you would think.
1:44.0	Like I had to do bank business. Well, listen, bank business and flops is a wild. No one cares at the bank. I mean, they don't. But I mean, like, what? Who's, like, he's going to the bank. He's the only one in there.
2:18.4	That's true. They don't care.
2:19.2	This believes that no one goes to the bank anymore.
2:21.7	Every time I've been in the bank, my bank anyway, like, there's, there's no one there.
2:27.0	Actually, I was in there trying to set an account up for Rowan the other day and they had one group of people at the desk
2:36.9	and then one person was sitting and they almost were like you just should just go home because we're
2:43.1	never going to be this is going to take forever I was like what and they were finally someone came
2:47.5	over and was like actually we'll get someone in the back to I was wow, there's two people here and it was chaos, you know, so they're not ready.
2:55.8	Someone out with two different colored shoes, what would you think?
3:00.7	I wouldn't care.
3:01.5	I wouldn't notice.
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