Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2023
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm just checking in on you and I got a special guest that's fucking up the microphone right out of the gate. The one and only the bad boy from Trenton, New Jersey. |
| 0:24.0 | You know how much shit I've gotten from that. I know, I know. The one and only Paul Verzi. Oh, thank you for having me, but I know. I always am amazed me. |
| 0:34.0 | How much you don't like New Jersey and it's literally like it's like right. I still don't understand why Yankees fans don't like Metz fans. It's like you're on New Yorker. It's like what is the problem? |
| 0:46.0 | It's not that I don't like New Jersey. It's just a nightmare going through there. So the person that I would do goes a little further than that. |
| 0:54.0 | Just a little. |
| 0:56.0 | No, but the met Yankees thing is because of the fans. You know, met fans resent us and hate us. You know, they hate us and all they want to do is always do that. |
| 1:07.0 | What? Just new Yankees and giant fans. You always think everybody's walking around thinking about you. Met fans hate us, dude. Nobody cares about you. Met fans hate us. I got met fans. I fucking the guy. |
| 1:17.0 | I still have giant fans come up to me. I'm a giant fan. Sorry. It's like we won three super balls since them. We got all one six with that quarterback. Yeah. I'll take the two losses. They do it every time. Yeah. Sorry. Like you're sitting there going. I'll take you know, you know, the team that is still fucking. |
| 1:34.0 | Because this is a deal. If we lost those two and then didn't win three, that would still bug us. But you get the three. It goes away. Right. It's like, oh, four with the Yankees. The fucking anyone in oh nine who gives a shit. Right. So. |
| 1:45.0 | The ones who was still hanging on to a ball. Dude, I'll say this Seattle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you see what's his face? What's his face? The corner there? You mad, bro. He's on TV now. Oh, what? |
| 1:58.0 | Sherman. Richard Sherman. He's got that run the ball. He's still not over that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, I know. It's just a ring. I mean, listen, and I'll tell you I've been there. I've been there as a fan. I've been there. Dude, I remember being a warehouse three years after Bill Buckner. |
| 2:17.0 | Three years after Bill. And I don't know why I was unloading the truck. And I'm like, the fuck was he doing in the game? |
| 2:25.0 | To yourself like alone. Just I don't know. Well, yeah. Yeah. It was almost like it was so fucked up. It took like three years to process it. Yeah. And then that's the thing. It's the tragedy. And then what it it's like you got to like. |
| 2:39.0 | You got to win another championship for that to go away. And then once you win another championship, you can laugh. |
| 2:45.0 | Because now I, you know, I watched, I think I said this recent. I feel like I'm fucking groundhog day. I said that on some podcast. I can watch like the 86 game six collapse. And I'm just just like I could actually now appreciate like you can watch it. I'm laughing. And then I'm also like going like, I mean, dude, they literally hit like 17 singles in a row. |
| 3:08.0 | What's it one extra base it? Single the right. Yeah. Single the weird to bloops, right? Like, yeah, just they just era. Yeah. Um, I don't know. It was like four singles. A pass ball. |
| 3:24.0 | What was the mookie Wilson? Was the mookie Wilson like a swinging bun? Was it mookie? I always forget it was like there's a bounding ball of a behind the bag. Yeah. And then that's winning. |
| 3:36.0 | I think mookie Wilson to like a swinging bun. Yeah, he swung and then he was like running. And we had, we had Bill Buckner, who's the only thing worse than his legs was his glove. He had this old ass fucking glistening. |
| 3:50.0 | Rest his soul. Did he pass away? Yes, he did. Rest his soul. Rest his soul. Rest his soul. Rest his soul. Well, you guys did the ultimate man. Like, you guys did the |
| 4:02.3 | alter. It's the most. I hate to say this about against the Yankees. I'm as I'm wearing a Yankee cap. It's the most gangster way to beat. I've never what you guys did in |
| 4:13.9 | 0 4 was it ripped our heart. It was I mean, talking about. Yeah, I mean, it was 20 years. Who gives a shit. Yeah, but it was brutal, dude. And it ended |
| 4:23.0 | a rivalry. It ended a ride. No, it's it's like it's over. After that, it's over. Yeah, it's like finally getting whoever you got to fight. Just |
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