All right. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning

podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Checking to see how your week's going and

we got the video going so that means I have a very special guest and this guy, I don't know what to

tell you about this guy. Other than he is when you think comedians, comedian, comics, comic, whatever

you want to say, the guy that makes all the other comics stop what they're doing, stand at the back

of the room to see what this guy is going to say. He's got a new special out called hashtag

was it cancel Holtzman, the one and only, the legend Brian Holtzman. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Yeah, you liked that dude. I don't know what to say to you, man. I have been the first time I saw you

was when I was just a wee lad. The late 90s, I went down to the comedy store and I saw you

on stage and you had this leather jacket on, you were telling the crowd is made out of baby seal

and that you had age, you took a bath and you got over it just the most irreverent, craziest shit

and yet you were still killing and I don't know, it's just an honor to have you on here

and it's an honor to promote your new special. Thank you. Thanks for having me, Bill.

Bill. Yeah, you can call me Bill. I'm going to call you William. Yeah, you can call me William.

So let's get into it, man. You're living in Texas, so you're a little back to the new mother

ship. Joe Rogan's new club, the mother ship. I've seen it. Yes. You were there. Quite the joint.

Yes. He modeled it right after the comedy store for good reason. Why fix it if it's not broke,

it works really well and I go back and forth. How do you like Texas?

Yeah, I go back and forth. That's why I go back and forth. No, Texas is great, but it's Texas.

I know Texas doesn't have state tax. So I get that aspect of it, but I feel like if you weren't

born there, when that summer heat comes, I mean, it's bad enough out here. I feel like I'm paying

state tax out here for no humidity. That shit. Oh, mosquitoes. Oh, my God. Or like fucking hurricanes

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