meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-25-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about shiny suits, making waffles and fat shaming.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and

0:15.0

I'm just checking in on you. What's going on? I got my microphone back. He's back from Europe, baby. He's back

0:23.7

From Europe. I got my mixer. I

0:25.9

Got my fucking microphone there.

0:31.4

I'm fucking wound up because I'm jet lagged.

0:34.5

First of all, a lot of people

0:36.5

sent me tweets. We're making sure I was okay because I wasn't Italy.

0:40.7

Where they had that horrible earthquake,

0:43.1

unfortunately, and devastating. I actually

0:47.2

had flown out like 12 hours before that, but I was down on the Amalfi Coast, so I don't think I would have felt it anyways, but

0:53.0

you know, whatever. I had nothing happened to me. So that pales into comparison to what happened to everybody else who's in the vicinity of it. So

1:04.0

Fucking brutal. You know what's crazy was I looked it up to see when it happened and there's like a website that has all the earthquakes

1:10.0

Like every day and like every day this like I forget some ridiculous number. It was either like 30 or 700

1:15.6

Either way, it was impressive. The amount of fucking earthquakes that there are and

1:19.9

You know, it just goes to show you that just things are just always moving and changing.

1:29.0

I'm half in the bag right now and I don't mean booze because oh fucking Billy booze bag is clean will you get?

1:36.6

Woo!

1:38.4

He's going clean until he's special

1:41.4

I'm taking my special in Nashville by the way at the Ryman Theater doing two shows October 21st

1:47.4

There's a few tickets still left. You like to go there and say I was there when he did the thing about his fucking balls

1:52.8

Doing the thing there with the fucking shit, you know, you could say that you were there

1:57.9

Or you could just say it anyways. You could say no, whatever says, you know, produce a ticket stub

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.