Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Sorry for Thursday. Hey, no, it isn't. It's not the money. My head said Thursday afternoon

just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking it on you. I'm just checking

in on you. How you doing? What are you? What are you done today? Huh? Did you watch the news?

Did you fill your head up with all the fucking craziness on the news? Isn't it great watching the news?

Oh yeah, I'm waking up. I'm feeling good. You know what? Let's turn on the news.

Why would you put on the fucking news? What are you going to see? Are you going to see an

accurate portrayal of what's going on? Stick your head out the fucking window. Look at your neighbor.

Hey, buddy, how you doing? Look at him. Huh? Walking out to his car with this little brown sack with

his fucking lunch in it. Huh? Is he saluting Hitler? You know, is he got a bomb strapped around his

waist? Has he got a mosquito on his head that's biting him so he has babies with little heads?

Jesus fucking Christ. The goddamn, the hysteria. The hysteria that these news organizations

social media and all of this shit has created. Yeah, you just need, I'm just, I'm fucking,

I'm walking away, man. I'm walking away. I'm done. I don't need to know what's going on. I don't

need to be informed. Okay? Because walking around in a constant state of fucking hysteria is, I don't

think that that is being informed when my real, my reality, my day to day is I get in a car, I drive

to a building and I write dialogue for cartoon characters. Occasionally, I get to play drums.

I do stand up. I hang out with my wife and is that my daughter right? I hang out with my daughter

and that's it. But I put on the news and I will literally think that there's a glacier melting

right above me that's going to drown me. Polar bears are going to swim in and eat me with

fucking bomb strapped around their fucking waste. Everybody fucking relax, fucking relax.

And all these people fucking going on there and they just so and so got on TV and told

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