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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-13-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about ball grabbing while walking, Coach Clam and Jane's Addiction.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday.

0:09.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:15.0

I'm just checking in on you, man. How's your week going? Huh? Is it flying by? Hopefully? Huh?

0:22.0

We got to make something. The summer's almost going away.

0:26.0

I'm I absolutely butchered. So fucking chicken on the big green egg. How the fuck do you do that?

0:32.0

I'll tell you how you do that. You'll walk away from it, right? And you're running to your little lady.

0:39.0

You know, when she's going through some emotional shit, you got to be there for.

0:45.0

Are you blaming your wife, Bill? Yeah, yeah, I am. I was already going to fuck it up because I, you know, I never cooked chicken on that thing and they were like really thin too.

0:54.0

And I don't know what the fuck I did, but it tastes like fucking shoe leather. Tough like fucking shoe leather that fucking chicken was terrible.

1:03.0

But I ate it anyways. German Irish plowed right fucking through it. You would have thought I was eating the fucking lampshank.

1:11.0

The lampshank good. The fuck is going on with my AC? There we go.

1:17.0

I had the fucking thing close there. Anyways, by the way, I got a lot of, a lot of, not letters, a lot of tweets, a lot of Twitterers.

1:27.0

I'll wrap up in the court here about last week's podcast Monday Morning's podcast, Monday Morning podcast. It got cut off in the end for whatever reason.

1:36.0

I still have the audio. So in classic radio, old school radio, I'm going to give you a teaser.

1:42.0

Hey, at the top of the end of the podcast, we're going to have the lost footage from our fucking Apple Slown from my mom.

1:50.0

I'm going to play it at the end. All right. That's my little teaser, like you can't just fast forward to the fucking end and listen to my answer.

2:00.0

You know, stay K folks, stick around. Don't forget to stick around to the end of the podcast. Don't forget to not hit the fast forward button and stick around.

2:10.0

Stick around coming up with a top of the hour. We got that red headed con to asking that question that got cut off from four days ago.

2:20.0

Anyway, so it's Thursday, huh? Today pay day for you. The fuck did they take from you now?

2:26.0

You have anything about that? How much money they take out of taxes and the amount that actually goes towards the shit that they need to fix?

2:33.0

What do you think it is? You know what I mean? They take a nice fucking sweet fucking 30, 35% of all you goddamn. It's probably more than that.

2:41.0

I'm just talking about how you check. Forget about that. They hit and gas tax, right?

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