Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-10-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bilber in a very echoey room and it's time for the |
| 0:08.3 | Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast. Listen to that |
| 0:13.7 | fucking echo and there's will be a capital records. |
| 0:18.5 | Volary, whoa, something something, whoa. I want to touch your titties but it's |
| 0:34.0 | 1958 and I am a fucking Irish guy in an Italian neighborhood. Sorry. Then all of a sudden |
| 0:45.9 | there's a fight, right? Everybody starts snapping their fingers, right? Knives come out |
| 0:49.4 | and shit. Then I accidentally kill, you know, the brother of the Italian girl I want to |
| 0:54.9 | bang but then for some reason later on the musical, she still hooks up with me even though |
| 0:58.9 | she knows I killed her brother. |
| 1:03.1 | Uh huh. When it been, but do do. Is that West Side Story music? That's that's fucking |
| 1:08.2 | James Bond. Alright, I'm not gonna let you guys. I just had a double espresso and a flat |
| 1:12.2 | white, flat white like my ish and I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now, you know. |
| 1:18.9 | For those of you out there who tried cocaine and just can't handle it and you get too |
| 1:23.5 | fucking addicted like caffeine, you know, it's kind of a nice substitute. If you fucking |
| 1:30.7 | do two back to back, it makes you feel like you know shit. You just have an overall good |
| 1:36.3 | feeling before you sort of climax with the jolt of caffeine and then you start sliding |
| 1:44.3 | down the back of the mountain, you know, like a football season. Like dude, I think we |
| 1:50.6 | can make the playoffs. Then all of a sudden they've lost three at a row. You know, are |
| 1:55.9 | they packing it in? Are they gonna fold up the fucking tent? Um, the fuck did I want to |
| 2:03.9 | talk to you guys about? Oh, I don't know. I like what people say I'm done playing games. |
| 2:12.8 | They make all that deep fucking point and then they, yeah, I've done playing games. Alright, |
| 2:19.2 | up until like yesterday you were okay with playing games. Yesterday was fun. |
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