Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-28-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about playing drums at The Roxy, Headbangers Ball and John Hinkley.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.4	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:06.4	podcast in.
0:08.4	I'm just checking in on you.
0:17.4	What's going on?
0:18.4	How are you?
0:19.4	How's things in your world?
0:21.0	It's almost Friday.
0:22.4	Ah, today's payday, right?
0:24.3	You're going to get that fucking check.
0:25.8	That fucking douche is going to come by with his gold toad socks, right?
0:29.5	Poke his head and you cubicle.
0:32.1	Look at that fucking envelope down, right?
0:37.7	And he's going to be talking to you and you're not going to hear him.
0:39.8	You're just going to be sitting there smiling.
0:41.5	Maybe it's a lady.
0:43.5	Maybe it's a woman.
0:44.5	Maybe she's coming along with their sensible shoes, you know?
0:48.7	She doesn't have a heel on it, right?
0:50.1	She's taking it back, you know?
0:52.2	Tell me what to do with my body.
0:54.4	How come guys don't have to walk around in high heels?
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