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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-27-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about action movies, Italian restaurants and awful hats.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burner's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.3

before Friday. Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on my

0:12.7

fucking you, Lou. What's going on? I'm in the middle of this this acting job over

0:19.6

here. So I got to do this before they picked me up in the sad van. The sad van

0:25.9

that takes you to set for the excitement. That's the rules. If you can have

0:29.8

that much fun pretending to be somebody else, right? Winning barfights and all

0:34.3

the shit you get to do as an actor. All the shit you can't do in real life.

0:40.1

Then yeah, they got to pick you up in a sad van. The van is basically a bare

0:45.4

bones, usually all white with the gray vinyl into just completely like you know

0:52.6

four wheels powertrain. This will get you there. I call it the sad van. I don't

0:57.5

know why, but that is the one thing about it. Great thing about acting is you

1:00.5

get to do all this shit that you don't get to do in real life. You know, which is

1:04.2

what's kind of cracking me up lately about action movies is how I don't know

1:10.4

when exactly the action hero, Jean restarted, but I came up in the 80s so you

1:15.0

know you had Stallone, you had Schwarzenegger, you had John Claude von Dom and

1:21.6

then you had Steven Segal. In each year they tried to you know Chuck Norris. In

1:28.0

each year they just tried to fucking Chuck Norris actually walked the line from

1:32.2

like action hero and karate guy, right? He was somewhere between like Bruce Lee

1:38.4

and I don't know what. It's a fucking Chuck Norris I guess. Sorry, my brain is

1:45.7

fried. We've been walking it working long hours here. But anyways those movies

1:50.3

kind of already started off ridiculous. You know we have 40 guys with machine

1:54.8

gun and a guy would just fucking this one movie where I think it's Schwarzenegger.

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