Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-20-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about snake charmers, Bank of America and the Red Sox.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on, it's Bill Burr.
0:03.2	It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast.
0:08.8	And I'm just checking in on you.
0:14.3	I'm just checking in on you.
0:15.5	How did you week going through this fucking Thursday?
0:18.4	Thursday, dude, fucking payday.
0:21.0	Um, actually, I get paid on Friday.
0:24.0	Well, fuck you and your job, man.
0:27.0	I used to get paid on Thursday.
0:29.0	I used to get paid on Thursday and I used to keep my money.
0:32.3	I used to have my money.
0:35.8	I spent it on me.
0:38.7	Well, where do you want to go?
0:40.0	Who's it up to me?
0:42.4	I mean, the pen that you got, no.
0:45.4	My life was mine and that 260 bucks a week that I made.
0:50.6	I had a fucking car payment, $138 a month.
0:55.7	I was rolling in it.
0:57.7	You know, fucking rolling in it.
1:00.8	I didn't even realize it.
1:01.8	I was like, oh, gee, wouldn't it be great someday to fucking get out there in the world?
1:09.3	Get my own place.
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