Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Thursday afternoon Monday morning

podcast just before Friday. And I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm, man, I'm running out of ways to say it. I try to do it differently every week

because I know people are starting to do mashups up. It's so I try to give you something.

I'm trying to give you something to work with. I'm doing this on a Friday. Why you ask?

Like what the fuck Bill? The Monday morning podcast is always late. Did you come up with

the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday? Just just a, just a

disappointed twice in one week, huh? Like the podcasting version of a deadbeat father.

Deadbeat dad. Why isn't a deadbeat father? I'll tell you why because there's no alliteration.

And on the news, you can't keep people sitting there listening with their mouths hanging

all around. Up next, deadbeat fathers. Nah, that doesn't work. Up next, deadbeat dads.

What are they doing? These deadbeat dads, deadbeat dads are duchess up next on KTLA.

Sarah, can you tell us your story about being married to a deadbeat dad? Well, you know,

I probably shouldn't have stuck his dick on the first date and he said I'm going to

come and for some reason, I don't know what I was thinking, but I just crammed it into

my clam hole. And that's so we had our first kid. Well, I mean nine months later. I'm sorry,

I'm nervous because I'm on TV. And right off the bat, it's like he take us to Denny's

and the check would come. And he would be like, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

I never saw him again. We tracked him down deadbeat dad, Danny. Come out of this dilapidated

fucking something that begins with a D. We just want to give you your chance to tell

your side of the story. I love those fucking things. Those those news stories where they

expose bad people like they give a fuck. You know what I mean? They don't give a fuck.

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