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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-13-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about snapping, super stores, and self-checkout lines.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:10.0

I'm just checking in on you

0:13.0

Just checking in on you just checking in to see how you're doing

0:17.2

How's life in your part of the world?

0:20.8

Wherever you're at. I hope your life is good with you

0:23.2

I hope I hope things that you want to have happen are happening and when they happen it actually

0:28.7

Leach you with the sense of happiness rather than getting it and being like I still feel the fucking same

0:35.6

What was the point of that fruitless

0:39.3

Persu

0:40.3

Is that an actual expression that I use that correctly fruitless pursuit fruitless

0:47.5

Per suit

0:50.0

Means you go up to say that's just like oh we went out. We look for some fruit. We didn't get it

0:53.8

Let's let's find the origin of that origin

0:55.8

origin

0:57.3

Back in the day Quakers would go out in they would pursue fruit

1:03.8

fruitless

1:05.9

Fruit syndrome

1:10.7

God there's so many jokes here I could be making that you can't make anymore, but let's let's see a fruitless pursuit

1:16.6

origins

1:19.3

Fruitless pursuit a gathering

1:21.3

Oh Jesus Christ. What is this is this a fucking

1:26.6

Now how the fuck do I look up fruitless pursuit and I have a look of one of the worst-dressed couples I've ever seen in my fucking life

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