meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-30-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Bill rambles about frosting, Baltimore gangs and the Mayweather fight.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Enjoy a guaranteed 150 pounds off when you buy the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 4 from Samsung.com and trade in any smartphone in any condition.

0:08.1

Any smartphone? Yeah, any smartphone.

0:10.5

Even my one full of Peppypix. Well, why pit, but yes, any smartphone.

0:14.1

What about the one I dropped down a toilet? I'll say it again, any smartphone.

0:18.2

Even one's made by another company. I'll say it again, any smartphone.

0:23.6

Purchase from Samsung.com by the 28th of March 2023. Purchase phone will be blocked if you don't send it to trade in device. Tisense is apply.

0:32.7

Hey, how are you? How are you, everybody? It's Bill Burr. Just checking in, oh yeah.

0:40.0

Here on a Thursday afternoon, just before Friday for the Monday morning podcast on a Thursday, just before Friday during the Thursday afternoon,

0:47.6

that I'm actually recording on a Wednesday up here in Chattanooga. Chattanooga.

0:57.2

Moron away up to Lexington, Lexington, Kentucky and I continue along this long journey through the South,

1:06.7

through the fucking South. I should last couple of days, Ben. Yeah, did you go to the gym?

1:13.0

Did you eat some fucking frosting? Did you hate yourself afterwards? I hate myself. I hate when I do that.

1:20.2

Do you know last night? I went over to an Entomance Cake, not two, not three, four fingers swiped across the stop,

1:30.2

top of it and stuck it in my mouth. You ever see a baby eat? How they stick their whole hand in their mouth?

1:36.7

I was doing that. And I was like, why am I doing this? The next thing you know I had the frosting.

1:44.0

I was mosing my hair with it. I was a mess. But I woke up the next day and there was a song in my head.

1:54.4

I go to gym every day. It become pop. I've actually been doing all right, but I've been eating like an asshole today.

2:03.0

Like an asshole. We picked up a lawhead's dad along the way out in Alabama and we stopped.

2:10.9

They made us a homemade meal. Lawhead's mom and it's nice homemade meal of brats.

2:17.1

And right down the street, you know, was one of those barbeque places. My favorite barbeque

2:23.7

place in all of Alabama is Sawas barbeque. It stands for Smart Ask Wilson's and they got this white

2:32.5

barbeque sauce that they put on their chicken and it's just it's fucking amazing. And of course I

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.