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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-21-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Hot Sauce Hillary, the sciatic nerve and Germany.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:12.1

I've got chicken on here. Just chicken in on you. I'm officially out of ways to say that. And there's a hole in there's a hole in the wall in this fucking room.

0:21.4

These guys fixed the pipes because there was galvanized piping in here and

0:27.0

I never got this hole fixed.

0:29.0

Just fucking realized that that's how fucked up my house is you know what I realized I talk about my house so much

0:34.7

That there's somebody sitting there going like eventually he's gonna run out of money probably right when the house is

0:41.2

98% fixed and I'm gonna swoop in and buy it and he's gone in and redone everything

0:47.8

Read it everything

0:49.0

Speaking of which I got the epoxy floor put in on my gym. I went downstairs to look at it. I was like oh boy. Oh boy

0:56.4

Would you look at that floor you can eat off of oh boy? Oh boy and I went in there

1:03.0

Bump bump bump bump

1:04.4

Baaaah

1:06.4

It was bubbles so they got another layer because you know

1:09.8

My floor is not level at all this fucking shit. We've got a float the floor. That's gonna cost y'all this money

1:15.4

Maybe you're filling the cracks but that's not the fact

1:18.3

Now the grand out the window

1:20.3

See ya!

1:22.0

I didn't care anymore. I just laughed now when contractors come up to me

1:25.6

Yeah, what do you want what do you want? It's like that old Robin Williams

1:29.1

Story that if you just walked up to him at some point you said hey man, I'm a comedian. He would just write you a check for a hundred bucks

1:35.4

Hey, sorry

1:36.6

Sorry if I rift on some of your shit my apologies. This is what I do now in contract to show up. Yeah, what yeah

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