Hey, what's good? Oh, Jesus. Hey, what's going on? The fuck was that? Is Bill birth? And

it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just

checking in on you. I'm just checking in on you. Sorry, just woke up. I'm had a frog in

my throat. Oh, Billy, no vice. William without 12 days in here. No boost. No cigars, although

you wouldn't know what that frog is, said my throat. No, nothing. Ah, he's being a

Billy angel. I'm going to open for Chris angel out there and fucking Vegas. I'm going to

sit there and just wag my finger at everybody in the crowd to tell them how they live in a

life of vice. I got to tell you people when you find Christ, I got the mornings, the mornings

are the best when you lived a vice-free life the night before. You wake up, it's amazing.

Birds are singing a little louder. There's a few more nooks and crannies in your fucking

English muffin. She's just sit there watching the bottom, melting into it. Yeah, I, you know,

the mornings are great. I'm bored out of my fucking mind at night out of my mind board.

Anyways, let's, let's, but you know, here's one for sobriety. Now, one of those fucking

poor bastards at AA just sit there, chow and don't, it's smoke and cigarettes. They need

something. They got, they're trying to get a buzz. Nicotine, sugar, something to break

up the fucking monotony. Yeah, let me get a fucking two glazed, a fucking jelly donut.

Just shoving it down the pie hole. That's the worst thing about opening Pandora's box

because once you fucking do that, then you just know how much fun you could be having.

You know, is just sitting around playing fantane or something like that drinking a goddamn

Arnold Palmer. You know, I remember one time I was hanging out with this guy. I'm not

gonna name the name of the person, but he was hanging out with this super fucking legendary

famous fucking rock star. The dude had never got married, never had any kids or whatever.

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