Hey man, what's going on? It's Bill Burris time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just checking

in to see how to fuck your doing. How you weeks going? I was kidding who I'm just

here to run my fucking mouth. But whatever the hell you're doing right now, what

are you? Where are you? You're going to the gym. I don't know the fucking gym.

That's a normal thought. No one wants to go to the gym, right? You want to sit on

the couch, order a pizza, side-order cupcakes, a little fucking hair on, right? You

want to have a grand old fucking time. You know, I don't want to be sacrilegious here

but what kind of an asshole is God that he made pizza, cupcakes, and heroin bad

for you? Couldn't just make it easy, could he? No, couldn't do it. He's always been

big on the diet, huh? But so fucking funny is it's like he's like don't eat the

apple which is actually good for you and then he sends us out out of paradise.

You know, because the second you tell a broad not to do something as she fucking goes.

Sorry, I know a bunch of pedophiles wrote that story and they had issues with, you

know, women with hair around their privates. Sorry, hey, I didn't write the story. They

did, okay? Anyway, Jesus, where do you go from now? You can't eat the fucking apple which

is actually good for you. You can stay in paradise. Then you go to actually have yourself

a healthy thing that he bandages out and then when we go out here, it's like maybe that's

part of the hell. Is that what it is? It's so fucking stupid. You know? But I have to be

honest with you, when you really look at all this shit that's happened in the last five

years, blaming everything wrong in the world on white, on a white woman, is you know,

kind of tracks. That's my goal people to be able to laugh without hacking. Ever since

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