Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-4-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Bill rambles about internet scams, Ben Franklin, and Buddha Bowls.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and
0:08.9	Just checking it on you
0:11.8	Checking to see how your weeks go. Are you taking care of yourself?
0:17.3	I'm trying to
0:19.3	After my fucking desert excursion that was it for me. I'm just like, ah, you know what?
0:24.3	I think it's time I fucking is shut it down shut it down
0:31.2	Taking some inventory here in March
0:36.2	I was trying to go like all right. Let me try like this, you know, these people these plant-based diets
0:41.4	You know poor people fucking taking a shit every 20 minutes
0:45.9	You know, but their skin is cleared up, right? So I'll like all right. I'll give this a I'll give this a try
0:50.8	So I lasted let's see. What's today March 3rd? Yeah, today I had an Italian sandwich
0:57.3	I was gonna fucking I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I was gonna do when I just said, ah, you know what?
1:03.1	once a week
1:04.8	Can I just eat an animal?
1:06.8	You know can I just do that?
1:09.6	Can I just fucking can I just have that?
1:12.7	I have my little soda pop. It's all I got left right totally got left
1:21.8	No, I'm gonna kind of a
1:24.4	Little mushroom trip
1:26.9	You know
1:28.4	That really just maybe think oh no, this is not about the people around me
1:32.3	This is this is how I feel about myself. So I'm gonna try to take care of myself
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