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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-11-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles in a British accent about royal relocation, getting fitted for a suit, and Australia & New Zealand.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

I'm just checking in on you. See now your work weeks going.

0:17.0

How things in your life are are are are doing.

0:21.0

I'll be honest with you, I used to just check in on you. Now I just do these podcasts because I'm bored out of my fucking mind.

0:28.0

Jesus Christ. Roy, I'm bored with it. I can't stop speaking in a fucking English accent ever since I was going to sleep. My wife was watching that royal interview.

0:42.0

Oh, God, she had it on like fucking full blast.

0:49.0

I really think Oprah Winfrey is like the king of doing interviews about shit that everybody already knew.

0:57.0

So when she did the Lance Armstrong thing like wait a minute.

1:03.0

You telling me those people who wrote bicycles up and down mountains for a month were on drugs? What?

1:12.0

Right, so you're saying that some of the richest white people on the earth that live in a castle in England are racist?

1:26.0

I know you need to get the information out there, but the look is shock.

1:31.0

It's like you don't need to sell it.

1:36.0

I know fucking stupid God damn.

1:40.0

I mean, how many examples do you need?

1:43.0

How many guys in the fucking bike race got busted? Every fucking one of them got busted for fucking being on drugs?

1:50.0

Anyway, right. So it's out of the club, right? All of a sudden this ginger can't comes up to me.

1:57.0

He's like, Roy, I'm a prince. I'm like, what? He's like, yeah.

2:02.0

I'm like, you're a prince of war. He's like Prince of England. I'm like, yeah, he's like, yeah.

2:08.0

I'm like, what?

2:11.0

I'm like, right, get away from me. You're fucking red-cut. And he's like, right, I live in a castle.

2:17.0

I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, I live in a castle. I'm like, what kind of castle? He's like a castle castle.

2:26.0

So I got me niggas in a bunch. So I go over there. Right. He opens the door.

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