Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:05.3 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Why are you |
| 0:13.1 | checking in on me, Bill? Is it because you care or you're just pretending to care? |
| 0:18.9 | So I'll listen and then I'll go out and buy a fucking comfortable mattress that |
| 0:24.6 | advertises on your podcast. Hey, you got me. Now, you know what I do? I do, I care |
| 0:29.5 | on a human to human level. You know, I never really made up my mind how I feel |
| 0:36.3 | about humans in general. Let me pontificate on that fucking idea. I'll tell you this |
| 0:42.6 | as far as human to humans. I don't, I don't understand why Jawan Howard got |
| 0:47.3 | anything other than a chuckle from the fucking sports media. I just do not |
| 0:55.6 | understand when I was growing up you could do that and it was not even a |
| 1:00.7 | suspension. I don't even, hey, just a tape tape Jawan Howard just knew I punched |
| 1:10.4 | he didn't he fucking threw a half ass slap in a crowd and some kid in the |
| 1:16.6 | prime of his life who plays a non-contact sport. God's hitting the head. He's |
| 1:20.9 | gonna be fine. Everybody's fine. They got a little heated and like usual. The |
| 1:27.0 | little fellow there running his fucking app who called the county timeout |
| 1:31.5 | didn't substitute or anything just to be a big 10-cont. All right, just to be |
| 1:39.1 | a cunt was about to get the slap that he needed. I'm telling you in that moment |
| 1:47.1 | you see why the world is so disrespectful and everyone would say yes a grown man |
| 1:53.2 | resorting to violence. How could he resort to violence as they sit there and they |
| 2:00.0 | talk about us doing shit to Russia who are gonna do some shit to Ukrainians but |
| 2:04.5 | that's all fine because that's war. You can drop bombs and blow up babies and |
| 2:09.6 | shit trying to get the fucking evil bearded guy you're going after but you know |
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