Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-21-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Bill rambles about New York, faulty sneakers, and classic television. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.4	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:07.5	podcast.
0:08.5	I'm just checking in to see how your week's going.
0:17.7	You know, you know who I'm talking about?
0:21.1	All you brave warriors, you social justice people, you know, misunderstood.
0:29.0	You suffering white women in your fucking SUVs.
0:33.4	I just, you know, what you do day in and day out is so difficult.
0:37.7	And I'm just checking in to make sure that you're living your truth and whatever else is
0:42.1	written on your fucking yoga pants.
0:44.3	How are you everybody?
0:46.9	I'm in New York City, New York City, skyscrapers and everything.
0:53.2	Yeah, I've been here for a couple days and I'm having a good time doing stand-up, you
0:58.5	know, even though it's like doing fucking stand-up at a woman's college now.
1:02.6	I can, I have never, this trip I swayed a fucking Christ.
1:08.4	I've gotten more grown standing on stage doing my bullshit act than I got my entire time
1:15.1	when I lived here for New York for like 10 years.
1:17.6	Like it's, it's fucking crazy.
1:21.2	What has happened to this comedy?
1:22.8	This is one, this used to be one of the great comedy cities.
1:26.3	Oh my God, you stand on stage, you feel like somebody is like fucking stepping on a puppy
1:33.8	behind you.
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