Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-14-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2019
⏱️ 126 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:08.1 | Just check it in on you see now you weeks going. Oh happy Valentine's Day to you |
| 0:15.8 | Bo-bo-bo happy Valentine's Day to you |
| 0:19.7 | Bo-bo-bo happy Valentine's Day dear ladies |
| 0:29.6 | Why don't one of you brave strong warriors pick up the check |
| 0:36.3 | You fucking tight wards |
| 0:39.9 | You know I was watching TV the other day because I'm not a big reader, you know unless it's got a lot of pictures |
| 0:46.4 | And they sound out the words for me |
| 0:48.4 | And |
| 0:49.7 | There was this woman on TV right one of these daytime talk shows of some shit |
| 0:53.8 | She was just like happy Valentine's Day week, all right. I so I think we should celebrate the week |
| 1:00.2 | It's it's a week of love. It's just like how much free shit are you trying to get? |
| 1:06.4 | And stop acting like you're celebrating love you're not you celebrating you |
| 1:11.3 | Yes, selfish |
| 1:13.3 | Why is she a horror bill because she's on television with too much makeup? |
| 1:19.6 | All right, I mean Jesus Christ. Why aren't you just out there walking the block? |
| 1:26.6 | Man, I'm in a grumpy ass fucking move because I want to go to be to the mother fucking ED |
| 1:32.6 | I want to go to bed bitches. I don't know why I'm talking like a fucking old white housewife right now who watched a hip-hop video, but I am |
| 1:40.0 | Mother fuckers |
| 1:45.0 | I |
| 1:46.9 | Yeah, I want to go to bed, but I got to go on I got to go run my hour I |
| 1:50.4 | Gotta go run it because I'm doing the special soon |
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