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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Christmas shopping, nodding off on heroin and Elisha Manning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.7

It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning

0:06.3

podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

I'm just checking in on you, doodah, doodah.

0:15.8

Hey, guess what?

0:17.6

What?

0:18.6

I am fucking on it this year when it comes to Christmas.

0:23.4

Hey, Christmas, go fuck yourself.

0:26.3

That's what I'm saying.

0:27.3

I'm talking all kinds of shit.

0:28.6

I'm backing up, I'm wagging my fucking head at you, Christmas.

0:32.1

I'm sorry, I'm just excited.

0:35.8

I got all my shit wrapped and I shipped it out today.

0:39.8

Fuck you over, over.

0:44.7

That's it.

0:45.7

All you need to do is get a pair of Jordans, right?

0:47.3

Whatever the fuckversy says in it and that's it.

0:49.3

It's over.

0:50.9

The greatest fucking feeling ever.

0:53.6

This holiday is like, you know, when you become an adult, it's dreadful.

0:57.0

It's like, oh, fuck, man, I got a, you know, I got to bring the kid over here.

1:01.0

I got to fucking get this person something.

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