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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-23-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2017

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Thanksgiving tips, what to cook, and  going to a masseuse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.8

It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning.

0:04.7

No, it isn't.

0:05.5

God damn it.

0:06.2

It's the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and just checking

0:15.6

it on you and the volumes to loud and the volumes to loud.

0:20.9

What's going on?

0:21.9

Hey, hey, hey, test test to check to to all Jesus Christ happy Thanksgiving to you.

0:29.9

Happy Thanksgiving to you, whoo, happy Thanksgiving United States of America.

0:43.8

Happy Thanksgiving to you.

0:49.2

What's going on?

0:50.5

Happy Thanksgiving to the United States of America's citizens.

0:55.4

Each and every one of you.

0:57.8

I am thankful to be in America, sitting here with my gun, eating the fucking donut,

1:05.6

getting fat and having fun, getting my wife miles off to me, going to slap her in face,

1:11.4

get my cell some pie, and then make fun of another race.

1:15.9

Hey, alright, what's going on?

1:18.2

This is it for all you around the world and you want to know what the fuck Thanksgiving

1:22.0

is all about.

1:23.0

This is what it's about.

1:24.6

It's about sitting down and overeating.

1:27.5

Celebrating the fact that on this day Thanksgiving, 1776, the United States of America kicked

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