Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning part. No, it isn't.

What am I talking about? It's time for the Thursday afternoon, Friday, just before Friday,

fucking Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in on you. What's going on? You

liked that? That was a little siren version for you. You know, it's the little things that make your day.

All right, how's it going? I haven't done shit. Why does it sound weird? People gonna trash me again.

Sorry about last week because on Monday, I didn't have it plugged in all the way and it came out like a fucking

1940s Benny Goodman. It wasn't in stereo is what I'm trying to say. There was no stereo. No stereo for you, but look at Thursday, huh?

You know, it was, it was a metaphor. It was a metaphor for Monday. You know what I mean? That everything just

seems bleak and there's no way to go. You know, so you don't get stereo on Monday on Thursday, right?

What happened? What do you have on Thursday? What do you got? You got your fucking paycheck, you got money in

hand, you can see the light at the end of the tunnel that broad came in wearing that little outfit.

Your dick's going, dude, she's wearing it for you, man. She's wearing it for you. Make a move. Right? So you get stereo.

Stereo on Thursdays. Sorry, this still sounds like I'm inside of a fucking tin can. And I don't allow you guys to say,

well, Bill, why don't you get a producer and I just say, why don't you go fuck yourself?

I don't do this. Stay out of the job. I turn it on. I do the best I can. All right.

You know, most of you guys are probably not even saying this and I'm just yelling at you. I don't know why I'm yelling at you.

I'm on fucking vacation. I'm psyched. It's 230 out here in LA, which means in an hour and a half,

I'm going to watch my Boston Bruins take on the Minnesota North stars.

Or the wild is the kids column. After we fucking lost to San Jose, we just, we just, you know what it is.

It's like we play one period and you're like, you know what? They could be a 60 and then the next period.

Yeah, I don't know what happens. It's just up and down and it's frustrating, but I'm still, I know the fuck I'm going to watch them.

I think they're going to turn it around.

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