Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2024
⏱️ 160 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:09.4 | What's going on? How are you? I'm recording this late at night. The kiddos are in bed. |
| 0:16.0 | And, yeah, that's what the fuck I'm doing here. |
| 0:22.5 | I'm getting ready to go to Ohio. |
| 0:26.4 | Oh, hi. |
| 0:27.3 | Everybody makes that joke. |
| 0:28.6 | They even sell the T-shirt. |
| 0:30.4 | And what's funny is when you go to Ohio before you get there, |
| 0:33.2 | you think that you came up with that clever joke |
| 0:35.9 | until you go to a gift shop and you're like, oh. |
| 0:40.5 | Oh. |
| 0:41.7 | That's a sad moment as a comedian when you realize you have parallel thought with a gift shop. |
| 0:52.2 | No offense to people who put jokes on t-shirts but they're they're pretty you know they've never |
| 1:00.6 | been like high quality that's so funny you know because you'd think that like the shittier jokes |
| 1:05.8 | would be in the comedy club because you just say them and then they suck and then it's done |
| 1:10.1 | but like you put a joke on a t-shirt |
| 1:13.6 | it's it's fucking there for the the entire duration of that t-shirt and people have to keep looking at |
| 1:21.0 | like if you wear it to work and the joke is a t-shirt joke it sucks you would think that they |
| 1:25.8 | would actually make a decent one, right? |
| 1:31.3 | They used to be really bad. They're not as bad as they used to be, but they used to be fucking |
| 1:35.1 | really, really fucking bad. Like when I was growing up, they had like, you know, official bikini inspector. |
| 1:44.2 | And it'd always be some like fucking guy in his 40s, some fat fuck walking around, |
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