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🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, Monday, Monday, November 18th, 2024. What's going on? How are you? I am podcasting right now from Ohio. |
0:20.1 | In the middle of the day, I'm watching the Patriots, you know, competing with the Los Angeles Rams. |
0:27.2 | But the game is slipping away with the, you know, I don't know. |
0:33.3 | We're a young team, but whatever. |
0:34.7 | I was excited at halftime when Gronk was saying, you know, that Drake May keeps improving |
0:40.5 | because that's what it seems like is happening and that they have to build around this guy. |
0:44.5 | This is the first time and a long time that I feel like we have a solid piece to build around. |
0:51.1 | But, you know, Matthew Stafford is just too damn good and whatever the game is |
0:56.6 | slipping away and I am okay with that um whatever you know I mean the more games we lose |
1:04.6 | the higher draft pick we get right you win by losing isn't that a fun way to watch your teams? |
1:14.1 | Anyway, I'm up in Ohio here. I have a fucking afternoon show, which I think is going to be |
1:18.3 | amazing. I'm at the Libby Bowl. I'm in a park during the day. I've been up here for a couple |
1:23.2 | days. I brought the family up here. I've been having such a great time. My daughter has been funnier than |
1:29.4 | anybody up here. Just killing me. She said at breakfast. She goes, Dad, your only talent is telling |
1:36.8 | jokes and cursing. My wife did a spit take, and I had like no comeback. I'm like, that's kind of, is that a joke or a statement? |
1:47.8 | I mean, that's kind of, kind of what it is. |
1:51.5 | So, anyway, you know the deal. |
1:55.7 | You know the deal. |
1:56.4 | I've been with my wife for three days, so she's over me. |
1:58.7 | So she's like, do you're gonna like you're gonna do |
2:01.6 | your podcast are you gonna do your podcast which is like code married code for can you get the |
2:07.8 | fuck out of the room that i'm in which i get you know absence makes the heart fonder especially when |
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