Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-14-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Bill rambles about progressive tweets, movies on the plane, and the quality of life in New York City.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.6	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning
0:06.9	podcast.
0:07.9	And I'll just check it in on you.
0:15.2	How's your week going?
0:17.0	Huh?
0:18.0	Did you have a good one?
0:21.0	Is your boss not touching you in a way that doesn't make you feel unsafe, but it's still
0:26.9	implied that there's an unsafeness within the safety of the safeness?
0:32.3	Oh my God, I gotta tell you something.
0:36.5	I gotta get off the fucking, I gotta stop reading shit on social media.
0:45.4	Jesus fucking Christ.
0:47.2	You know what it is?
0:48.2	You just read your own fucking tweets.
0:49.4	What you don't want to do is you don't want to click on the magnifying glass and then
0:54.2	just read the fucking dumb shit that P.R.
0:58.8	And it's why, why does it sent me off?
1:03.2	You know a fucking looking through and some fucking female comic just says, Hey headliners
1:09.1	gave us all a stern talking to whether you're innocent or not.
1:12.6	Don't fucking get, get, get, get.
1:14.1	Why don't you go talk about your twat for another fucking hour on stage.
1:17.8	You fucking hack.
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