Hey, what's going on?

It's Bill Burns time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast

and I'm just checking in on you.

Just checking in on you, checking in on you.

I need your help, man.

I need your help.

Guess what I have?

I have the iPhone 7.

Oh, what are you going to comment, Bill?

What do you got?

What do you got all the latest technology for?

I'll tell you why.

Making some goddamn fucking potatoes and I had my fucking iPhone to the side on the

sink and water splashed around and it got in it.

Got in it somehow and then the thing just went, oh, I'm just fucking shut off.

Right as I realized it, I thought the fucking countertops, I didn't see it.

I fucking set it down this little, it wasn't a rush fucking, you know, peel potatoes

like a fucking goddamn mick.

I don't know what the fuck I was doing and I looked over and washed a couple dishes and I

always lose sight of where my phone is.

It was near the sink and there was water from, you know, those pots and pans and stuff

sprays and it was just sitting in a fucking puddle and my wife was just like, shut it off,

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