Monday Morning Podcast 10-10-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots and potato pancakes.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.2	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, October 10th,
0:07.5	2016.
0:08.5	Jesus Christ.
0:09.5	Holy shit.
0:10.5	Fall on the fucking ball.
0:17.6	That's what, who else yelled at near Knoxville, Tennessee when that running back fumbled the ball
0:22.6	and your quarterback is trying to, God bless them, is trying to pick the ball up.
0:25.8	Why won't they fall on the fucking ball?
0:29.2	Everybody's just like, oh, I could pick it up and then run with it.
0:32.5	Just fall on the fucking thing.
0:34.9	It's not, it's the shape of the fucking ball, too.
0:37.7	Even if you fall on it, it somehow fucking squirts out.
0:40.6	Oh, you die a thousand deaths.
0:42.9	This three, I was just three things that have probably brought me closer as far as sports
0:47.5	goes.
0:48.5	Just generally speaking, week after week, like a bad cigarette or drinking fucking problem,
0:53.6	right?
0:54.6	The three fucking plays that get me, I don't know what gets you.
0:57.6	I don't pretend to know who you are and I would never speak for you.
1:01.3	However, I am willing to share with you, oh, what the fuck did I just do?
1:07.7	There it is.
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