Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just

checking in on you. I already recorded this podcast, but the microphone was hooked

up to my headphones and I have to do it again. And the old me, oh the old me would

get fucking pissed off. And guess what? The new me still gets pissed off. Oh my

god, I cursed out dead Steve Jobs. Because I know what the fuck they're doing. Oh,

I know what they're doing. They're fucking with me right now because they want me

to buy the new goddamn phone. Can you believe these fucking politicians? They

just allow a company to literally sabotage their own fucking product. You know what I mean?

It'd be like if somebody made a fucking car, you know, and it was designed to fucking

die at 60,000 miles. And the Spanometer only went up to 80 miles. Oh wait, we did that. We did that

in the 80s. It's not a new thing. Anyway, congratulations to the Minnesota twins.

This is the funniest expression I've ever heard in my life in sports with a two-game sweep.

What in the fuck is a two-game sweep? Best two out of three. Oh, they swept them.

You don't get swept in a three-game series. Okay, that's not a sweep. They've got to call it

something else. A bump. You got bumped. You know what I mean? That's not a sweep. A sweep has

to be at least three games in a fucking row. Anybody can lose two in a row, right? And the goddamn

twins went to fucking win the series sweep them two games to none. They take a team fucking photo

and then drink and champagne. You know, for the love of a juicy Lucy, yeah. Why don't you guys

act like you're fucking been there before? There's still like 17 more fucking rounds before you

even get to the ALCS. What are you doing? I don't know, Belle. We were sort of enjoying ourselves.

Anyway, I am in Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls across the Canadian border yesterday. I'll tell you

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