Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-21-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2021
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Bill rambles about Cleo and the playoffs.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:08.0 | I'll just check it in on you. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, I'm warming up the pipes. |
| 0:18.0 | How's it going everybody? How's your Thursday? You almost made it, man. |
| 0:24.0 | You almost made it to another weekend, man. Crawling on your hands and knees. |
| 0:29.0 | I need you to join this Zoom call. |
| 0:36.0 | Where the Zoom call started 10 minutes ago. Where are you? |
| 0:42.0 | We need you to sit there and say nothing as the person who earns the most money |
| 0:47.0 | blathers on and fucking on. You all got to sit there and nod. |
| 0:52.0 | Just wish you, what if they just dropped in the middle of this, right? |
| 0:56.0 | All of a sudden a trickle of blood just came out of their nose like that fake video that musician died in live on TV. |
| 1:02.0 | Right? But what if it was real? |
| 1:05.0 | You know, you knew that was a fake because of the way the guy, |
| 1:08.0 | I afterwards once they found out it was a fake, I was like, oh yeah, if he really dropped dead. |
| 1:12.0 | When you drop dead, you fall like the first time like a baby doesn't know to put his hands out. |
| 1:19.0 | I like how manny Pacquiao, the great manny Pacquiao, when he got caught that one time, |
| 1:24.0 | he just fell straight down, straight down, face, flush on the squid circle. |
| 1:34.0 | Anyway, sort of a melancholy day for me, everybody, man. |
| 1:42.0 | I got some sad news. People follow me on Instagram, though. |
| 1:45.0 | The great Clio Rene Diago Burr passed away this week. My beloved pit bull. |
| 1:55.0 | Oh, Clio! |
| 1:58.0 | I always got it. That was always good for my soul, the yell. I used to always yell that. |
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