Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-14-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2021
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about stand up spots, 'mediocre white males', and week 6 picks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:12.2 | Just check it out on you. That wasn't a bad one. I'm just maybe it's because I'm in a great fucking mood |
| 0:19.4 | Woo! And I don't even know why. That was it because I went out and I did a little bit of stand-up last night and had a great fucking time |
| 0:27.2 | I |
| 0:29.0 | Had a great time, you know, I had a hissy fit at the fucking comedy store |
| 0:33.0 | I walked in I was trying to knock out a show early. I come walking in |
| 0:36.1 | I'm like, you know, they got a show going on could I jump on just 10 minutes 10 minutes? Okay, they don't get out of the way |
| 0:40.3 | I tried to be a fucking problem, right? |
| 0:42.8 | I go yeah, and I go walking in the main room and then they got like cameras on and |
| 0:48.1 | I'm like, oh Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this? |
| 0:51.5 | And they were like oh with live streamin' it. I go, Jesus fucking Christ |
| 0:56.2 | Can't you just do a fucking show? |
| 0:59.8 | Does everything have to be you? |
| 1:02.0 | Can I come down here and work out my John Groove thing, right? |
| 1:07.6 | So, you know, I flip out and I go no, no, no, it's lives. I felt bad |
| 1:11.5 | It's my buddy Mustafa from a long time. I got a apologize to the guy |
| 1:14.8 | I was just like I mean I'd say thing to him. I just was like I'm so fucking see fucking goddamn kids film and every fucking goddamn fucking moment |
| 1:21.8 | Just cameras in the locker room now, you know, so he's so many though there was like no, it's live stream |
| 1:27.8 | You can't film. I was like yes, you can you just take your cell phone and you're pointed at the fucking screen |
| 1:35.0 | So I just you know whatever I just so I leave in a big huff big huff after like a fucking Hollywood starlet in the 1950s, right? |
| 1:44.1 | Obili, Obili apologies, you know, I walk into a place next thing |
| 1:47.5 | I owe three people an apology because that's how I'm fucking wired so and that will happen not |
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