Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Yankees, potted plants and homemade cereal.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,
0:06.7	Monday morning podcast in.
0:08.5	I'm just checking in on you.
0:14.6	What's going on?
0:16.2	Is this fucking global warming awesome or what?
0:19.7	Jesus Christ, the summer just keeps going.
0:22.4	It's incredible.
0:25.4	The golden age, the golden age of global warming, enjoy it before the sea levels rise up by
0:34.9	your waterfront property in West Virginia soon.
0:39.3	Sorry, I don't want to go with all gloom and doom here.
0:42.9	It is 12.46 a.m. Thursday.
0:46.9	So I have gone 56 days.
0:49.9	All right, 56 days, two months.
0:53.0	Sorry, two months, no fucking booze.
0:56.4	56.
0:57.4	Now, what does the number 56 mean to you?
1:00.2	All you baseball fans out there, October playoff, baseball, 56, Jolton Joe Demagios.
1:07.8	Unbeatable hit record.
1:10.3	Hit for 56 games in a row.
1:12.2	And it's, I think it's very poignant that I bring up a great Yankee when those fucking
1:17.6	comms just came back against the Cleveland Indians.
1:23.4	I have to tell you, it was a Red Sox fan.
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