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🗓️ 16 October 2017
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | October 16, 2017. What's going on? How are you? Oh, Freckles is in a good mood. He is in a great mood. What a, what a fucking great win. |
| 0:22.0 | A gutty, great win by the New England Patriots, non-controversial, nothing to complain about. I don't understand what the Jets are going to go. It was clearly. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey, the guy looked like, you ever see when the people joined the Mafia and they got to hold that little candle? He was doing that from one hand to another. Clearly not a catch. |
| 0:47.0 | You know, he caught it and then it was a fumble. I'm fucking with you, your green cunts. I don't get it either. That looked like a touchdown to me. |
| 0:55.0 | And you know what sucks? I wish that they called it a touchdown because then it would have been tied up. And I could have watched Tom Brady go right down the field and break your fucking green hearts once again. |
| 1:06.0 | The fucking nerve you Jets fans act like you got fucked out of a victory. What you got fucked, what you know what you got? The NFF, the refs gave you mercy. |
| 1:14.0 | They gave you some mercy. Let's just put them out and they're fucking misery. |
| 1:19.0 | Come on man. Think of how many you fucking fare with the bastards because of that call. We'll be able to go down there and get to your fucking green and white. |
| 1:28.0 | High on day, whatever the fuck it is you're driving, right? |
| 1:31.0 | And left the stadium early because of that wonderful accurate call. |
| 1:37.0 | I'm fucking with you guys. I'm just being a douche. I don't I don't get it either. I don't I. |
| 1:44.0 | I wish it was that's called I wish it was called a touchdown. They don't want to been tied up. Would have been exciting game. |
| 1:49.0 | I'm just exciting game. But you know, add to the drama tie score who's going to win the Jets who the Patriots have used as a fucking blow up doll for the last 15 years. This sick of this sick illusion to the sickle losing to these new liquid patriots, these patriots of the liquid. |
| 2:07.0 | This is what I love. You know, it was my favorite part of that game was when the Jets scored the first touchdown to go up seven and nothing. If you can look at the highlight, look in the crowd to do the jet. He's got the jersey on his holding his smartphone and he's given double fingers that like one of the new England Patriots defensive backs like fuck you. |
| 2:28.0 | And I'm going to mid as a sports fan. I know what that feeling is like, you know, I haven't known it for a good 15 years 16 17 years, but I ever am the first 32 years of my life. |
| 2:41.0 | 34 years, I'll, you know, depending on the sport was what that's what it was. We just did not win that I. |
| 2:49.0 | I saw myself back when the Patriots would always lose to the dolphins and damn arena like we'd we'd finally sack them somehow finally sack them and you be on the ground and be like fuck you. |
| 3:01.0 | Like we finally got him. So I took that as a, a nod of respect to the Patriots as much as the plastic. He's a real fan. Man, if he, if he gives a shit that much. |
| 3:14.0 | So anyways, I, I'm out here. I am, I am manic right now because I am in a, a, a mild depression. I miss my family so much. I'm going to try to. |
| 3:25.0 | And I'll get in the fly out here this week. This is fucking ridiculous. |
| 3:30.0 | I got to, I got to see my kid one way or another. I got to see my kid. So I just been, I've just been fucking watching sports. Everybody that's all I've been doing. |
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