Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-31-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2019

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Bill rambles about aging, art, and the Super Bowl. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey man, what's going on?
0:02.8	Oh yeah, I'm fucking freckled.
0:06.1	It's the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast.
0:11.4	And I'm just checking in on you.
0:14.4	Oh, Billy's burning it at fucking both ends.
0:17.6	Do do do do do do do do do.
0:20.6	You know, I woke up this morning by deal with the poop and I went to the gym.
0:24.1	I did some that pull downs and I had to leave with a grin because I got it out of the way.
0:32.8	I was going back and forth with somebody this morning, an East Coast friend of mine who
0:39.0	hadn't talked to in a while.
0:40.0	How you enjoy being a dad and blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:42.4	And then she hits me up with the whole, hey, I'm turning 50 this year.
0:45.9	I am not happy about it.
0:46.9	I said, yeah, I turned 50 last year.
0:48.9	She goes, how was turning 50 for you?
0:51.8	You know, she goes, you're a guy.
0:53.1	You probably don't care.
0:54.1	It's much harder for a woman, especially with our careers.
0:56.9	Oh, did I have fun with that?
0:59.4	You know, I just wrote back, where?
1:05.2	Jesus fucking Christ.
1:08.0	You know what I mean?
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