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🗓️ 30 January 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus
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0:00.0 | What's going on is Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning |
0:04.3 | podcast, and I'm just checking it on. Oh, my God. I'm fighting off a goddamn cold. Both my kids got sick. |
0:15.8 | So you know you're getting sick. You know, when your kids get sick, if as a parent, you don't know that you're |
0:22.5 | going to get sick, if you actually think, even though my kids are sick, I'm not going to get |
0:26.4 | sick. You know what that means? You're a bad parent. What are you fucking doing? You're putting a |
0:34.8 | mask on in a beekeeper suit. You're not going to interact with them. |
0:37.7 | You're not reading them stories. |
0:40.0 | You're not reenacting fucking WrestleMania of whatever with your son. |
0:45.9 | Um, whatever. |
0:49.4 | Um, yes, I've been fighting it off. |
0:51.8 | Fighting it off, meaning it's, it's coming. |
0:54.3 | Sometimes I think it's better to just give in to the cold, you know, |
0:59.4 | and just let it do what's going to do. |
1:01.1 | Because I feel like when you fight off a cold, it just lasts longer. |
1:06.0 | It's like if you just get a cold, it's like four days and it sucks. |
1:09.4 | Or you fight off a cold, and it's like an entire week of like, I think I'm winning. |
1:14.5 | Oh, I'm losing. |
1:15.3 | I'm winning. |
1:16.0 | Now I'm losing. |
1:16.8 | It's just like, why don't just tap out? |
1:18.7 | Just be like, why don't I just stick my head in a cold shower and go run down the street and just turn this into pneumonia and just fast forward through this shit? |
1:28.2 | Not pneumonia. |
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