Children's Theater, Luka, Women's Cricket | Monday Morning Podcast 2-4-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 3rd, 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Sorry the podcast is late. No, you know what? I'm not sorry. I am done apologizing for living my life um you know who says that |
| 0:27.8 | some of you doesn't really have major problems in their life but they think they are they think |
| 0:34.6 | they're big problems and then they post them on Instagram and then everybody |
| 0:37.9 | trashes them. And then they're like, see, the world is so cruel. It's like, no, your fucking |
| 0:43.5 | problems in your cul-de-sac are not that big a deal. You know, they can be though. I'm not saying |
| 0:48.8 | if you live in a cul-de-sac that it's, you know, some fucked up shit can't happen. |
| 0:55.9 | You know, there's always an uncle lurking around. |
| 1:04.3 | You know, I'm done apologizing. |
| 1:07.1 | That's usually said by someone who needs to apologize. |
| 1:12.4 | Oh my God. what is this fucking a pre-tude? |
| 1:17.4 | Is this Viagra for gay guys? |
| 1:19.8 | I'm watching this commercial with the sound down. |
| 1:22.1 | It's just like one dude after another with his shirt open, |
| 1:25.6 | talking way too closely. |
| 1:30.0 | To an, ah, there you go. |
| 1:34.2 | And the guy kiss on fucking regular TV. |
| 1:38.6 | Do you know what that would have done to this country when I was growing up? |
| 1:41.7 | Jesus Christ. |
| 1:42.8 | I mean, it was a big deal when Billy Crystal played a gay guy on soap. |
| 1:45.9 | Bump, bump, bum, bum, da, da, da, da. |
| 1:49.3 | And they never had him. |
| 1:50.4 | He didn't have to kiss anybody, as far as I remember. |
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