Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-28-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2021
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Bill rambles about felony murder, the 'on' button, and fat angels.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:07.9 | Just checking in on you |
| 0:10.6 | I'm just checking in on you to see how the fuck you're doing. Hey, you know what? |
| 0:16.0 | I was all excited to get this fucking |
| 0:19.0 | Vaccine and all of that shit. Oh, I'm group one C one C over 50 |
| 0:23.6 | Hey, come on up and get it. I thought you got it and then that was it |
| 0:30.1 | But now I'm here and you got to get it and you got to get another one and then they think maybe it's only good for a fucking year |
| 0:36.2 | It's like oh you greedy cunts |
| 0:40.6 | You know how many comedians have done bits about the last thing they've really cured was polio now look I know this thing is brand new |
| 0:46.8 | You know the deal these guys are licking their chops going there is over seven billion people on the planet who need this shot |
| 0:56.0 | We're gonna make a ton of money and then there was one other guy what if |
| 1:01.6 | What if they had to get it every year |
| 1:05.4 | Seven billion |
| 1:07.6 | Every year |
| 1:09.6 | I'm |
| 1:11.6 | I don't know maybe maybe I don't know you got to get a flu shot every year. Maybe it's just like that. I don't fucking know |
| 1:16.2 | But I thought I was gonna go down. I was gonna get it. I was gonna be fine. I |
| 1:20.0 | Don't know what are you gonna do? |
| 1:21.5 | What are you gonna do? It could be worse right could be work. It could always be worse. It could always be worse |
| 1:27.6 | That's what I've learned it could always be worse like right now |
| 1:30.7 | You know what I mean as much as you were a fan a Donald Trump |
| 1:34.4 | Okay, and you think that they took the election problem and he got fucked over and all as much as you thought that |
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